ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
