PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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