I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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