I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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