how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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