I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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