spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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