I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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