If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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