these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation