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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?

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  Nah, we all need something.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm

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• (210): View more from Texas

  My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.

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