Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(