Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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