haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
