We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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