so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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