we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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