In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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