Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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