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Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.

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(312): Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story. http://tfl.nu/ckvj

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I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.

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parking. I am not drunk

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(847): I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot. (847): parking. I am not drunk http://tfl.nu/zit9

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

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(603): i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess http://tfl.nu/ousq

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(760): View more from California

I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.

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(760): I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs. http://tfl.nu/67s4

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(916): View more from California

It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.

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That's why you should quit smoking.

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(916): It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here. (1-916): That's why you should quit smoking. http://tfl.nu/xt8p

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(718): View more from New York

he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs

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I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.

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the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.

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(718): he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs (1-718): I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious. (718): the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip. http://tfl.nu/dbxw

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(636): View more from Missouri

Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea

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(636): Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea http://tfl.nu/qpng

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(313): View more from Michigan

There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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(313): There's a paramedic out here, what have you done? http://tfl.nu/vsi3

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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona

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(503): still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona http://tfl.nu/3dwf

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(248): View more from Michigan

Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?

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(248): Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling? http://tfl.nu/8zdi

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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am

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(904): I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am http://tfl.nu/dm8p

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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.

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(813): Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it. http://tfl.nu/c8t4

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(804): View more from Virginia

It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...

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(804): It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left... http://tfl.nu/rixb

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(860): View more from Connecticut

TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.

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(860): TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell. http://tfl.nu/0dz9

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(248): View more from Michigan

Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.

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(248): Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible. http://tfl.nu/imqp

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