i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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