You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again