windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties