whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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