i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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