do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Sext me about skeletons
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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