Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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