Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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