Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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