break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you would pick up someone in the library
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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