My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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