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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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