no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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