You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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