if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Do vagina's smell?
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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