was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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