im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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