Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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