Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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