wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
there's paper in my vomit.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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