Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize