cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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