If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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