Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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