i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So much rum. So many feels.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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