I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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