She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
