I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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