Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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