Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
