Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
