No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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