I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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