If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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