I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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