no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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