somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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