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• (425): View more from Washington

  So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  He is like the real live version of the state fair..

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• (281): View more from Texas

  She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird

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  OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.

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  I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'

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• (619): View more from California

  Then again, he has huge mansions.

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  *manboobs.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.

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