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• (516): View more from New York

  my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.

  (1-615): View more from Tennessee

  Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.

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