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• (708): View more from Illinois

  blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.

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• (310): View more from California

  My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...

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• (716): View more from New York

  The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  started my period, we have to try again next week

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  if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET

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