Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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