your room smells of hookers.
And success
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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