I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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