ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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