Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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