Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i drank out of a bidet.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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