this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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