We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My bed smells like the plague
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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